1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:09,839 - ( music playing ) - ( singer vocalizing ) 2 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,879 ♪ Did you ever want it? ♪ 3 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,198 ♪ Did you want it bad? ♪ 4 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,238 ♪ Oh, my ♪ 5 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,279 ♪ Tears me apart ♪ 6 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,398 ♪ We can try to hide it ♪ 7 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,198 ♪ It's all the same ♪ 8 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:51,119 ♪ I've been losing you ♪ 9 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:52,919 ♪ One day at a time ♪ 10 00:00:55,081 --> 00:00:56,558 ♪ And I know ♪ 11 00:00:56,601 --> 00:01:01,318 ♪ In my heart, in this cold heart ♪ 12 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:05,558 ♪ I can live or I can die ♪ 13 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,639 ♪ I believe if I'd just try ♪ 14 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:14,559 ♪ You'd believe in you and I ♪ 15 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,479 ♪ In you and I ♪ 16 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:25,239 ♪ In you and I ♪ 17 00:01:25,281 --> 00:01:28,279 ♪ In you and I. ♪ 18 00:01:33,081 --> 00:01:35,799 ( shade whirring ) 19 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,118 ( cork pops ) 20 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,519 ( moaning ) 21 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,879 ( gasps ) 22 00:01:57,241 --> 00:01:59,679 ( seagulls screeching ) 23 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,438 Chloe: What's out there? 24 00:02:08,481 --> 00:02:10,279 You scared me. 25 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,718 I'm gonna have to tie a bell around your neck 26 00:02:11,761 --> 00:02:13,959 so you don't keep sneaking up on me. 27 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,958 What do you look at in the ocean? 28 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:19,559 Oh, nothing. 29 00:02:19,601 --> 00:02:21,878 You spend a lot of time staring at nothing. 30 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,159 Okay, I take it back. 31 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,879 It's something. It's the big out there. 32 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:34,078 The ocean is powerful. 33 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,719 Mostly it's vast. 34 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,679 It's full of life, mystery. 35 00:02:40,721 --> 00:02:44,279 Who knows what lies out there beneath the surface? 36 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,398 Chloe: Monsters? 37 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,558 Monsters? Maybe. 38 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,638 Dreams. Sunken treasure. 39 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,718 It's the great unknown. 40 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,558 That's what the ocean is. 41 00:02:59,241 --> 00:03:01,238 Ziggy: I don't wanna go, Mom. 42 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,918 I know you don't, but you have to. 43 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,158 It's gonna be fine. 44 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,238 But they all think I choked that girl. 45 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,678 Yeah, but you know that you didn't and I know that you didn't. 46 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,198 It's good enough for me; it should be good enough for you. 47 00:03:12,241 --> 00:03:14,719 It's gonna be good enough for everyone else, too. 48 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,958 What's our mantra? 49 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,999 Every day we're gonna be... 50 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,438 - Brave. - We're gonna be so brave. 51 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,318 Good job. Let's go. 52 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,638 - Mom, why did we move here? - ( sighs ) Ziggy. 53 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,279 Okay. 54 00:03:37,081 --> 00:03:38,999 I don't have time for this this morning. 55 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,438 Please put your shirt on. 56 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,198 Why did we move here? 57 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,799 - Why? - That's enough. 58 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,398 You can finish that in the car. Let's go. 59 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,678 ( music playing ) 60 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,239 I don't mean to do your job, but it begs the question-- 61 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,678 is she running from something? 62 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,198 You cannot be serious, Joseph. 63 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,278 ♪ What have you done, my brother? ♪ 64 00:04:02,321 --> 00:04:03,918 - What? - ( music continues ) 65 00:04:03,961 --> 00:04:05,758 No. No. 66 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,438 This makes us look like cowards. 67 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,838 If you roll over on this, it sets a precedent-- 68 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,038 Joseph: He basically laughed. 69 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,599 Do not yell at me. 70 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,759 You're the one-- honey, can you turn that down, please? 71 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,638 Do you understand the precedent that you'd be setting? 72 00:04:17,681 --> 00:04:20,119 - ( volume decreases ) - Don't yell at me. 73 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,238 You know what? 74 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,398 I'm a lady and I've never said this to anybody, ever, in my entire life, 75 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,599 but I'm gonna say it to you. 76 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,758 You can go fuck yourself on the head. 77 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,278 Right on the head? 78 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,999 I'm sorry, but he's trying to shut down "Avenue Q." 79 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,639 He says it's too controversial. 80 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,598 Well, what's he want to replace it with? 81 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,278 Don't tell me "Cats." 82 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,438 ( music playing on tablet ) 83 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:49,079 ♪ Timmy is an average kid that no one understands ♪ 84 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,959 ♪ Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands... ♪ 85 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,758 You remember your first day of school? 86 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,598 I do, actually. 87 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:02,198 I got asked out on a date by a second-grader, no less. 88 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,078 Perry: Did we accept? 89 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,638 He wore white Docksiders. 90 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,438 ( chuckles ) 91 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,958 I'm sorry about last night. 92 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,518 The idea of a bully in the class-- 93 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,159 Celeste: I don't think he's a bully, but you're probably right. 94 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,278 We should err on the side of safety. 95 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:26,198 Mm. 96 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,158 I wish I didn't have to fly out tonight. 97 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,078 I was thinking when you get back from Vienna, 98 00:05:36,121 --> 00:05:38,478 maybe we could see another counselor. 99 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,438 ( cartoon continues ) 100 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,238 Yeah. I think it's a good idea. 101 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,878 This is gonna be a really good year for us, Sparkles. 102 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,838 - Cosmo: We'll just go away forever. - Timmy: Why? 103 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,638 Wanda: That's what the rule book says. 104 00:06:00,681 --> 00:06:01,798 Oops. 105 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,518 - Perry: Oh, wow. - ( whistle trills ) 106 00:06:03,561 --> 00:06:05,318 - Bit of a line here. - ( horn honks ) 107 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,958 Oh, it'll move quickly. We just drop and go. 108 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,158 - They've got it down to a science. - Josh: Water, water, water. 109 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,238 - Oh, we don't go in? - No, we just drop them off. 110 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,598 They can't be bothered with the parents now. 111 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,758 What, so we don't get to meet the teachers? 112 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,318 We did all that yesterday at orientation. 113 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,398 No. They go right into class today. 114 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,798 Don't you? Hmm? Big boys. 115 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,758 Max: Uh-huh. Whoa. 116 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,198 ( scoffs ) 117 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,879 Well, that... 118 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,918 ( Josh gasps ) Max, look what the witch gives me. 119 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,318 Max: Whoa! 120 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,798 That's not something you could've mentioned? 121 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,998 We discussed it. 122 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,118 Max: Hey! 123 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,638 School time. 124 00:06:54,441 --> 00:06:56,918 - You could've told me that Orientation Day was-- - Don't. 125 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,639 - ( kids chattering ) - Chloe: We may have assigned seats. 126 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,758 If not, you can plop down right next to me. 127 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,638 - Hi, Skye. - ( whistle trills ) 128 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,919 Chloe: This is my friend, Ziggy. 129 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,558 - Skye: Hi. - Chloe: We're half-sisters, sort of. 130 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,118 My mom was married to her dad. 131 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,398 Hi, Chloe. 132 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,478 ( car approaches ) 133 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,598 Hey, mama bear. 134 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,318 - Hi. - I'm going to yoga class. You wanna join me? 135 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,918 I would love to, but I have a job interview. 136 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,078 Oh, wow. 137 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,478 Don't worry about him, honey. 138 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,238 He's gonna be fine. 139 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,238 - I promise. - ( horn honks ) 140 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,198 Get laid, bitch. 141 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,198 ( scoffs ) See you later. 142 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,118 Gabrielle: Maybe it was inappropriate, handing out invites 143 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,838 on the first day, but Renata's a planner. 144 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,038 Renata was sending a message. 145 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,718 ( gong rings ) 146 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,358 ( exhaling ) 147 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,518 ( whispering ) I was thinking you could do it. 148 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,398 I don't practice anymore. I can't. 149 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,479 I know, but you could come out of retirement just this one time 150 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,838 so you can safeguard all of the arts for Monterey. 151 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,918 Plus hear me out. I would be your only client. 152 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,958 And how fun would that be to have drinks with the client? 153 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,558 - Yoga is a time for quiet reflection. - Uh, yeah. I know. 154 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,158 I don't like to be touched. 155 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,198 - Okay, breathe into it. - Okay. 156 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,278 There you go. 157 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,518 ( gasps ) 158 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,998 - Back corner. - Hmm? 159 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,158 - Oh, you've got to be kidding me. - Woman: Shh! 160 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,958 Don't shush me. 161 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,678 Ugh, she has her own yoga studio. 162 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,118 - What's she even doing here? - ( louder ) Shh! 163 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,758 Okay! 164 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,198 We do have a session where the rules are more relaxed, you know? 165 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,278 Our perimenopausal class. 166 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:49,398 That won't be necessary. I won't be coming back. 167 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,558 Okay, you will never believe what she just said to me. 168 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,278 What? Here. 169 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,398 - What? No, here. - ( chuckles ) 170 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,718 You're so pretty when you're mad. 171 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,078 Please don't post that on Facebook. 172 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,438 - Ed will kill me. - Nathan: Hey, Maddie. 173 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,238 - Hey, Celeste. - How amazing was that class? 174 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,358 - Hi, guys! - Hi. 175 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:04,918 Nathan. Yoga, wow. 176 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,478 Yeah. Bonnie got me into it. 177 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,158 Yeah, well, you know, gotta sweat out all those toxins. 178 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,598 We drank, like, a bottle of wine last night. 179 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,438 And today I was like, "We are going to yoga." 180 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,678 You know, I got Abby to sign up for one of my piloxing classes. 181 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,958 That's... fantastic. 182 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,038 Oh, I'm gonna call again about that petition thing. 183 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,678 - I mean, it's ridiculous. - Oh, you don't need to worry about that. 184 00:09:25,719 --> 00:09:27,278 But they should be able to just take my name off. 185 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,118 - I mean... - Nothing's gonna stop us, honey. 186 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,358 Jackie: Ticking bomb. 187 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,758 I'll leave it at that. 188 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,198 Tick-tick-tick. 189 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,798 - Could she put a shirt on? - ( laughing ) 190 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,358 Boom. 191 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,038 Our very first project 192 00:09:41,079 --> 00:09:46,278 will be for each of you to do a family tree, 193 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,238 where you get to talk about your wonderful family. 194 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,638 Isn't that great? 195 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:53,478 But before that, I am going to introduce you 196 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,038 to a very, very special friend to our class. 197 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,678 This... 198 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,838 is Harry the Hippo. 199 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,438 ( laughs ) 200 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,638 Now, Harry here has been a beloved member 201 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:12,038 of the first grade for almost 10 years! 202 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:15,758 Now, I know you're not in kindergarten anymore, 203 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,918 and you're about to find out that the transition 204 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,278 to first grade is not always easy. 205 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,678 But with Harry here, you won't even notice it. 206 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,678 I promise. 207 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,518 And the best part-- 208 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,398 you will all have your turn 209 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,557 to take Harry home for sleepovers. 210 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,398 ( kids cheering ) 211 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,518 Ms. Barnes: Now I'm gonna start off our day 212 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:42,038 by passing Harry around so you can all greet him with a hug. 213 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,078 Okay? Here you go, Billy. 214 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,278 Yes. 215 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,158 Does Harry want to be hugged? 216 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,758 Why, yes. Harry loves hugs. 217 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,198 Gabrielle: I mean, look, let's face it. 218 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,717 Amabella picked that Ziggy out of a lineup 219 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,078 and she was unwavering. 220 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,798 The kid was off. I'll leave it at that. 221 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,998 I thought your flight was at 5:00. 222 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,598 Well, traffic might be bad. 223 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,078 It's 11:30. 224 00:11:09,119 --> 00:11:10,558 Thank you. Good to know. 225 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,958 Are you serious? 226 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,518 I changed my flight so I could be here 227 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:21,958 on their first day of school. 228 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,517 And then I don't even get to go in the building. 229 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:24,998 I understand, but I just-- 230 00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:26,998 And for you to just dismiss my being upset about it? 231 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,718 I didn't dismiss anything. 232 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,518 - I just don't want to be blamed-- - Yeah, you know what I think? 233 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,278 You didn't want me to be there for orientation. 234 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:41,038 - What? - You decided to have that moment all to yourself. 235 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:43,358 Mommy and her boys. 236 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,158 You're such a child. 237 00:11:45,199 --> 00:11:46,837 ( gasps ) 238 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,118 Oh! 239 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,318 ( whispering ) I'm sorry. 240 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,077 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 241 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,838 - Don't. No. - I'm sorry. 242 00:11:59,879 --> 00:12:03,558 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, honey. 243 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,518 Fuck. Hey, hey... 244 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,158 Hey, hey, hey. Sorry. 245 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,758 It's just-- fuck. 246 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,238 I'm sorry. 247 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,798 You know, all-- it's just all this traveling-- 248 00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:17,198 I feel like I'm missing out on so much. 249 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,958 They'll be grown one day, and I just... 250 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,838 ( kissing ) 251 00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:24,078 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry. 252 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,558 Huh? 253 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,238 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - ( groaning ) 254 00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:32,637 I love you. 255 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,478 - No, no, no, no. - ( breathing heavily ) 256 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,838 There you go. 257 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:52,797 - Huh? - Let me go. 258 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:58,518 ( moaning ) 259 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,077 Yeah. 260 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,998 Ah! 261 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,798 - ( Perry moans ) - Yeah! 262 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,077 - ( moaning ) - ( grunting ) 263 00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:18,838 ( cries out ) 264 00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:21,038 Oh, God! 265 00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:23,638 - Oh! - ( grunting ) 266 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,478 ( both moaning, panting ) 267 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,518 Bernard: Perry and Celeste? 268 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,638 Honestly... 269 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,597 I'd sleep with either. 270 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,278 ( seagulls screeching ) 271 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,877 Renata: Call "The Wall Street Journal" 272 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,838 and tell them we make a deal now with these guys, 273 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,598 or they're never gonna have anybody by them. 274 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,197 No, this is ridiculous! 275 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,558 Juliette? 276 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,157 ( stammering ) Because my daughter's got to get picked up. 277 00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:05,118 Sorry, I'm distra-- yes. 278 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,078 You need to get in the car right now and pick up-- hold on one second. 279 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,158 I thought you were picking her up. 280 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,437 No, I'm doing an interview here! 281 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,278 - ( whistle trills ) - Madeline: Turns out it's actually harder 282 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,078 to have a part-time job versus a full-time job 283 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,598 because in addition to doing all that work, 284 00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:17,398 you're out there scouring for another job. 285 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,197 - Jane: Are you looking for another job? - ( whistle trills ) 286 00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:20,918 Madeline: I only do 20 hours a week max. 287 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,558 Between you and I, I try to maintain my full-time-mommy status 288 00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:27,278 so I can lord it over women like Renata and the other career mommies. 289 00:14:27,319 --> 00:14:30,078 Oh, there they are! Our future world leaders! 290 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,518 - Do you see mine? - Yeah. 291 00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:33,678 - Chloe! - ( whistle trills ) 292 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,238 Ma'am, please? 293 00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:36,838 What, I can't call for my own daughter? 294 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,637 Please reboard the vehicle, ma'am. 295 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,277 - Chloe: You causing trouble, woman? - Get in the car. 296 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,317 And don't ever blow your whistle at me again. 297 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,478 You're new here. I'm not. 298 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,438 - Ziggy: Mommy! - Jane: Hi, baby! ( chuckling ) 299 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,118 So, how was your first day? 300 00:14:51,159 --> 00:14:53,558 Fine. We got to meet Harry the Hippo. 301 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,518 Jane: And, Zig? 302 00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:57,077 - Ziggy: Good. - Jane: Yeah? 303 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,798 - Teacher's nice. - She is? 304 00:14:58,839 --> 00:14:59,998 Oh, that's amazing. 305 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,518 That's so great. 306 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,878 What's that? 307 00:15:05,999 --> 00:15:08,717 Oh, Amabella's having a party. That's sweet. 308 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,997 I didn't get invited. 309 00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:15,358 Honey, you don't know her very well. You don't know her at all. 310 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,998 - Madeline: This is about that stupid accusation. - It's fine. 311 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,518 ( mouthing ) Was she the only one? 312 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:25,877 Okay, what are we listening to? 313 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,757 Feces is never terribly far from Madeline's fan. 314 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,278 And the whole party thing created a vortex. 315 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,958 Outrageous is what it is. 316 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:35,317 For the whole class to be invited with the exception of Ziggy? 317 00:15:35,359 --> 00:15:38,077 - I mean, come on. - Oh, is he the kid who, uh...? 318 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,837 - Will you please? - What? 319 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,638 - ( music blaring ) - Chloe. 320 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,397 Abby, come on. 321 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,917 - Madeline: This is so Renata. - ( volume decreases ) 322 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,198 On the very first day of school? 323 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,838 Well, if she's convinced that this Ziggy 324 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:51,397 poses a threat to her daughter's safety, 325 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,157 of course he's not gonna get invited. 326 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:55,958 I'm just saying that distributing the invitations 327 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,278 in the classroom to the exception of one person-- 328 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,757 I mean, it's just unacceptable. 329 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,678 Thank you, honey. This looks delicious. 330 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,797 Abby, are you dating the fridge? 331 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,917 Mm, Chloe, I set up a standing playdate 332 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,758 with you and Ziggy on Thursdays. 333 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,398 Cool. 334 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:16,637 - Are you sure that's a good idea? - Why would it not be? 335 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,957 We don't know for a fact that he's innocent. 336 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,717 Maybe the benefit of the doubt 337 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,277 should run in Chloe's favor instead of Ziggy. 338 00:16:24,319 --> 00:16:27,157 Are you suggesting I might be putting my daughter in harm's way? 339 00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:28,598 Oh, you mean our daughter? 340 00:16:30,479 --> 00:16:31,878 Chloe, I don't know why you didn't text me 341 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,477 or call me when the snub happened. 342 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:35,517 I might've been able to intervene. 343 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,197 Ed: How would she call you? 344 00:16:40,479 --> 00:16:42,038 She has a phone in her doll. 345 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,317 Don't start with me right now. 346 00:16:44,359 --> 00:16:46,718 It's just for emergencies. 347 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,397 Abigail: You really shouldn't encourage her to play with dolls. 348 00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:51,717 And why is that, exactly? 349 00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:54,918 It's a little 1960s, not to mention sexist. 350 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,358 - Is it a Barbie doll? - You can't put a phone in a Barbie, dummy. 351 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,158 Madeline: Chloe! 352 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,157 Barbies aren't allowed anyways. 353 00:17:02,199 --> 00:17:05,238 Sylvie Baker's gave Joey Proccacini a boner. 354 00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:07,718 Okay. 355 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,397 You know, Abigail, I am super impressed 356 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,157 with your emerging social conscience. 357 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,757 - I really am. - Shall we leave it at that? 358 00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,077 Or is now the time to pile on Bonnie? 359 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,757 ( waves crashing ) 360 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,438 ( seagull screeching ) 361 00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:41,077 I just have a very low tolerance for injustice, 362 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:43,837 which is exactly what's going on with Ziggy and his mom. 363 00:17:45,679 --> 00:17:50,277 You fled the table when Abby brought up Bonnie. 364 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,678 I'd ask what's the deal with Bonnie, but... 365 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,558 I think we both know it's really about Nathan. 366 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,397 - That is not true. - Yeah, it is true. 367 00:17:57,439 --> 00:18:00,197 Ed, I shouldn't have to constantly run into the guy. 368 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,278 Monterey has 30,000 people, 369 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,637 and I can't go to a goddamn yoga class without seeing him and her? 370 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:08,198 And yoga? Give me a break. 371 00:18:08,239 --> 00:18:11,277 When I was married to him, he wouldn't so much as go for a walk. 372 00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:13,518 And when he finally did, he never came back. 373 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,237 - Remember that big fight I promised? - Yeah? 374 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,397 - I think now would be a good time. - Why? 375 00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:21,358 Is Nathan the one? 376 00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:23,917 - What? What do you-- what do you mean? - The one. 377 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,757 For every person, there's the one. 378 00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:29,318 Case in point, you're my one. 379 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,078 - Well, you are my-- - Shut up. 380 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:35,837 But for you, he's the one you fell irreparably in love with, 381 00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:37,717 who irreparably broke your heart, 382 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:40,398 who you apparently can't get over 15 years later. 383 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,277 ( scoffing ) 384 00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:45,117 - Have you lost your mind? - No, I'm never out of my mind. 385 00:18:45,159 --> 00:18:47,037 I don't get to be crazy, Madeline. 386 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:49,797 I'm stable, I'm grounded. 387 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:52,238 Good ol' steady Eddie, that's me. 388 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,518 Wow. ( scoffs ) 389 00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:57,757 Where is this coming from? 390 00:18:57,799 --> 00:19:01,357 It's coming from the fact that you don't really seem to adore me, 391 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,637 that you're rarely interested in having sex, 392 00:19:03,679 --> 00:19:07,878 but specifically today, it's coming from your constant carrying on 393 00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:11,077 about Nathan and his seemingly perfect life, 394 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:14,117 which tells me that you are far from satisfied with your own. 395 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,837 And I am fucking sick of it. 396 00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:22,037 Look, I may not be the good-looking adventure ride, okay? 397 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:25,077 But there is something to be said for being there, 398 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,677 for being truthful, 399 00:19:26,719 --> 00:19:30,198 for being somebody you can steadfastly count on. 400 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,718 I will not be anybody's runner-up. 401 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,877 You need to hear that. 402 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,317 Scratch the surface of any Jimmy Stewart... 403 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,037 ( Thea whispers ) Charlie Manson. 404 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,718 - ( monster roaring on TV ) - Josh: No! 405 00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:47,597 ( Max gasps ) 406 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,997 You okay? 407 00:19:57,039 --> 00:19:59,117 He's scared. 408 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,798 Scared? 409 00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:03,398 What are you scared of? 410 00:20:03,439 --> 00:20:05,598 No, I'm not. 411 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,997 He is. 412 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,197 Oh, he is. 413 00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:11,117 ( sighs ) 414 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:19,838 How's Ziggy doing? 415 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,677 Good. 416 00:20:22,719 --> 00:20:25,517 Do you think he was the one who hurt Amabella the other day? 417 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,078 - Twins: No. - He's really nice. 418 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:29,757 Could he come over? 419 00:20:31,719 --> 00:20:34,118 - Yeah, maybe. - Okay. 420 00:20:34,159 --> 00:20:36,117 Just have to ask your dad. 421 00:20:37,639 --> 00:20:40,757 ( cell phone buzzing ) 422 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,717 Hey, wanna meet me at Side Door? 423 00:20:44,759 --> 00:20:46,598 I need to swap out my family for some vodka. 424 00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:48,557 - ( laughs ) - Is your nanny there? 425 00:20:48,599 --> 00:20:51,437 - Yeah. She is, actually. - Great, I'll see you then. 426 00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:56,437 I think they both had drinking problems. I do. 427 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,917 Tom: Well, I'm happy to let you post it, 428 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,757 but nobody really reads these flyers. 429 00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:03,078 And if you wanna get work these days, you need a website. 430 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:04,438 I know, it's just so expensive. 431 00:21:04,479 --> 00:21:05,757 It's not as much as you think. 432 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,318 Madeline's husband Ed is in web design. 433 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:08,717 He could help you put something together. 434 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:10,598 Maybe. 435 00:21:10,639 --> 00:21:13,837 I already have an accountant, but otherwise, I would... 436 00:21:13,879 --> 00:21:15,077 It's all good. 437 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,517 No, I would. Do you have any clients? 438 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:19,717 Yeah, I have a few portables still from Santa Cruz. 439 00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:22,077 Okay. Can I ask what brought you here? 440 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:23,238 Ziggy: The schools are great, 441 00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:24,718 to build a better life for her son. 442 00:21:24,759 --> 00:21:27,357 - That's all you'll get. - Jane: Whoa. 443 00:21:27,399 --> 00:21:30,037 Yeah, Ziggy, I did come here with dreams of a certain life. 444 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,477 You are right. 445 00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:34,318 Hopefully a better one. 446 00:21:36,279 --> 00:21:37,237 Ziggy: Mom. 447 00:21:38,439 --> 00:21:40,597 The chocolate one? 448 00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:42,317 Okay, but I'm eating some. 449 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,878 ♪ There's a fire inside, even in you ♪ 450 00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:51,597 ♪ We all got the fire, we all know what to do... ♪ 451 00:21:51,639 --> 00:21:53,798 We are looking at the victim's relationships 452 00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:56,397 - with every parent who attended Trivia Night. - ( feedback rings ) 453 00:21:56,439 --> 00:21:58,837 ♪ Kill or be killed, find a way to feed ♪ 454 00:21:58,879 --> 00:22:01,517 ♪ You're gonna go hungry if you don't know what you need... ♪ 455 00:22:01,559 --> 00:22:03,117 "Is Nathan the one?" 456 00:22:03,159 --> 00:22:05,878 Ugh. Of course not! 457 00:22:05,919 --> 00:22:08,358 That he doubts my love for him? 458 00:22:08,399 --> 00:22:11,877 And Ed's not a neurotic guy, so maybe it is me. 459 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:16,357 Maybe I'm just lousy at conveying how much I-- I don't know. 460 00:22:16,399 --> 00:22:18,997 You once said that you two don't have sex very often. 461 00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:22,237 That's because I'm exhausted all the time from school, 462 00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:24,437 or the kids, or the play. 463 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,157 What was Nathan like in bed? 464 00:22:28,199 --> 00:22:29,598 I don't want to talk about Nathan. 465 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,037 - Really? - Yeah. 466 00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:32,358 But we are talking about Nathan. 467 00:22:32,399 --> 00:22:34,117 No, we were talking about Ed. 468 00:22:34,159 --> 00:22:36,598 - Okay. - Okay, what? 469 00:22:36,639 --> 00:22:38,877 Is it possible that you had a little more passion 470 00:22:38,919 --> 00:22:40,357 for Nathan than you have for Ed? 471 00:22:40,399 --> 00:22:43,598 And maybe he senses that. 472 00:22:43,639 --> 00:22:45,437 Men can be a little more intuitive 473 00:22:45,479 --> 00:22:48,197 than we give them credit for, you know? 474 00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:50,957 Have you thought about seeing a counselor? 475 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,837 Oh, my God, we don't need a counselor. 476 00:22:52,879 --> 00:22:54,277 Couples fight. 477 00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,557 You telling me you and Perry don't ever fight? 478 00:22:56,599 --> 00:22:58,517 No, we do. 479 00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:00,077 Sometimes. 480 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,037 And then do you run off to therapy afterward? 481 00:23:02,079 --> 00:23:03,357 ( chuckles ) 482 00:23:05,239 --> 00:23:08,157 More often than not, we-- we end up having sex. 483 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:11,677 Really? 484 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,078 Yes. 485 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,197 It starts with anger. 486 00:23:15,239 --> 00:23:18,158 I don't-- it's complicated. 487 00:23:20,439 --> 00:23:23,477 Sometimes I think that he likes to fight 488 00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:25,397 because it leads to sex. 489 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,877 Sometimes I think I like it, too. 490 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,758 How often does this happen? 491 00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:36,277 Happens... 492 00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:38,157 enough. 493 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:41,237 I have to say, Celeste, that sounds 494 00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:43,637 a little bit twisted. 495 00:23:43,679 --> 00:23:45,637 - But kind of great. - Yeah. 496 00:23:45,679 --> 00:23:47,238 ( laughing ) 497 00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:49,158 So, the sex that you have is like... 498 00:23:49,199 --> 00:23:51,437 ♪ Hello. ♪ ( laughs ) 499 00:23:51,479 --> 00:23:53,397 Hi, Celeste, Madeline! 500 00:23:53,439 --> 00:23:54,877 - How are you? - Hi, Renata. 501 00:23:54,919 --> 00:23:56,397 I was over there with my girlfriends, 502 00:23:56,439 --> 00:23:58,797 getting our drink on, and I saw you two. 503 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:01,157 - Do you have a second? - Sure. 504 00:24:01,199 --> 00:24:02,917 Did you know that they're thinking about 505 00:24:02,959 --> 00:24:05,517 closing down the local V.A. hospital? 506 00:24:05,559 --> 00:24:08,877 It means that vets are having to drive all the way to Sacramento 507 00:24:08,919 --> 00:24:12,557 for their services, which is so upsetting. 508 00:24:12,599 --> 00:24:15,877 I've really dedicated a lot of my life to vets, 509 00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:18,797 specifically PTSD, so I'm gonna hold 510 00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:20,877 a little, you know, fundraising dinner party 511 00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:23,397 and help defray costs and keep the facility open. 512 00:24:23,439 --> 00:24:25,877 It would be so great if you and Perry could come. 513 00:24:25,919 --> 00:24:28,957 - Yeah, sure. - And-- and, um, you and Ed, of course. 514 00:24:28,999 --> 00:24:30,877 It would be so nice. 515 00:24:30,919 --> 00:24:32,757 Madeline: You're such a kind person, Renata. 516 00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:35,317 - Thank you. - And, you know, it was very sweet of you 517 00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,597 to invite Chloe to Amabella's birthday party. 518 00:24:37,639 --> 00:24:39,877 Of course! Of course. 519 00:24:39,919 --> 00:24:41,397 Madeline: However, it wasn't very sweet 520 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,517 to single out and exclude little Ziggy. 521 00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:44,877 Really? 522 00:24:44,919 --> 00:24:46,637 You think it would be okay for little Amabella 523 00:24:46,679 --> 00:24:47,957 to be strangled at her birthday party? 524 00:24:47,999 --> 00:24:49,437 I don't think so. 525 00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:52,437 If Ziggy doesn't go, then Chloe's not going. 526 00:24:52,479 --> 00:24:53,997 Okay, I don't-- I don't think 527 00:24:54,039 --> 00:24:55,477 this is the right time to be-- let's just-- 528 00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:56,637 - Thank you. - And if Chloe's out, 529 00:24:56,679 --> 00:24:58,117 then the entire brigade will follow. 530 00:24:58,159 --> 00:25:00,597 - She's basically the pied piper. - What? 531 00:25:02,559 --> 00:25:04,237 ( sighs ) 532 00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:05,877 I like you, Madeline. 533 00:25:05,919 --> 00:25:07,717 And-- and I actually admire you 534 00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:10,877 for sticking up for your unapologetic friend, 535 00:25:10,919 --> 00:25:12,637 but if I can offer something 536 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,837 as objectively as I possibly can... 537 00:25:15,879 --> 00:25:18,757 ( whispering ) do not fuck with my daughter's birthday. 538 00:25:18,799 --> 00:25:20,317 Gabrielle: I was in that bar, 539 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,117 and I distinctly saw Madeline... 540 00:25:23,159 --> 00:25:24,877 glance at a steak knife. 541 00:25:24,919 --> 00:25:25,917 What a cunt. 542 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,197 Excuse me? 543 00:25:27,239 --> 00:25:28,437 Why don't you get fucked? 544 00:25:28,479 --> 00:25:29,517 Renata: Wow. 545 00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:32,197 The war is on. 546 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,637 Ed: You know, this really isn't fair to Chloe. 547 00:25:36,719 --> 00:25:38,517 Excuse me? 548 00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:41,477 Last year, Amabella had a jumping castle and a magician. 549 00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:43,437 This year only figures to be better. 550 00:25:43,479 --> 00:25:44,997 Oh, please. 551 00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:47,557 For you to summarily say she can't go, 552 00:25:47,599 --> 00:25:51,517 then use her as a tool to get other kids not to go... 553 00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:52,837 I am not doing that. 554 00:25:52,879 --> 00:25:55,157 You know, one minute it's Nathan or Bonnie. 555 00:25:55,198 --> 00:25:56,637 Now Renata, not to mention 556 00:25:56,679 --> 00:25:58,757 the parking monitor, the girls in the car. 557 00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:00,997 I can't even keep track of all the fights you start. 558 00:26:01,039 --> 00:26:02,837 Somebody needs to invent an app. 559 00:26:02,878 --> 00:26:05,117 Well, maybe you could have my back in some of them. 560 00:26:06,199 --> 00:26:07,877 What is it about this Jane? 561 00:26:07,919 --> 00:26:10,957 What is she, a long-lost sister or something? 562 00:26:10,999 --> 00:26:13,237 - Just a cause in lieu of-- - In lieu of what? 563 00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:14,717 In lieu of a life? 564 00:26:14,759 --> 00:26:16,317 Is that what you were gonna say? 565 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,677 Jane's a single mom. 566 00:26:17,719 --> 00:26:19,837 Do you need an app to put two and two together? 567 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,717 When Abigail was a little baby, 568 00:26:21,759 --> 00:26:24,956 Nathan was not around and I was a single mom, Ed. 569 00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:26,957 And I'm still angry about it. 570 00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:30,517 It's not my love for Nathan that lingers after 15 years, 571 00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:32,117 it's my resentment. 572 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,917 There's a big difference. 573 00:26:34,959 --> 00:26:35,797 ( spits ) 574 00:26:37,038 --> 00:26:39,037 ( grunts ) 575 00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:40,757 Madeline: Did you hear me? 576 00:27:00,959 --> 00:27:02,837 - ( sighs ) - ( seat belt buckle clicks ) 577 00:27:22,199 --> 00:27:23,597 Oh. 578 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,277 They arrived just after you left. 579 00:27:28,318 --> 00:27:30,957 Double the price, I think, for nighttime deliveries. 580 00:27:30,999 --> 00:27:32,597 Wow. 581 00:27:40,519 --> 00:27:43,237 Kelly: On a less positive note, 582 00:27:43,278 --> 00:27:45,557 I believe I failed you miserably. 583 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:47,597 ( twins playing ) 584 00:27:58,159 --> 00:28:00,797 ( all giggling ) 585 00:28:00,838 --> 00:28:04,517 I thought Harry was just a stupid stuffed animal for babies. 586 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:05,837 He is. 587 00:28:05,879 --> 00:28:07,077 ( laughing ) 588 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,677 - Mom? - Mm-hmm. 589 00:28:08,719 --> 00:28:11,277 - Can we sleep with you tonight? - Again? 590 00:28:11,319 --> 00:28:13,036 Mmm. 591 00:28:13,079 --> 00:28:15,197 Mmm, well... 592 00:28:15,238 --> 00:28:18,397 as long as Harry doesn't snore. 593 00:28:18,439 --> 00:28:20,957 I've heard it's a problem, a real problem with hippos. 594 00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:24,677 - Daddy snores. - Yes, Daddy does snore. 595 00:28:24,719 --> 00:28:26,077 - ( chuckles ) - ( mocks snoring ) 596 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,157 - ( laughing ) - No, like this! ( giggling ) 597 00:28:28,199 --> 00:28:29,636 Like this. ( mocks snoring ) 598 00:28:29,679 --> 00:28:33,797 - No, like this. - ( all mock snoring ) 599 00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:36,597 - ( giggling ) - I wish Daddy were here. 600 00:28:37,639 --> 00:28:40,717 Oh... yeah, me, too. 601 00:28:42,599 --> 00:28:44,436 But the four of us all together, 602 00:28:44,479 --> 00:28:46,076 we're gonna be fine. 603 00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:47,637 - Mmm. - Hmm? 604 00:28:49,759 --> 00:28:51,597 Oh, what happened? 605 00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:54,397 Harry is missing a leg. 606 00:28:54,439 --> 00:28:55,517 - Josh: It was Max. - Max: It was Josh. 607 00:28:55,558 --> 00:28:57,957 - It was Max! - It was Josh! 608 00:28:57,999 --> 00:29:00,837 Jane: You know, that's really-- that's super sweet of you, Madeline. 609 00:29:00,879 --> 00:29:03,957 And as much as I appreciate that, I feel like, you know, 610 00:29:03,999 --> 00:29:07,117 if-- if this birthday party is ruined because of him, 611 00:29:07,159 --> 00:29:09,197 then it's only gonna make things worse for him. 612 00:29:09,239 --> 00:29:10,636 Sweetheart, everyone just assumes around here 613 00:29:10,679 --> 00:29:11,957 I'm the root cause of everything. 614 00:29:11,998 --> 00:29:13,116 - Don't worry. - Jane: Right. 615 00:29:13,159 --> 00:29:14,677 I think I would prefer it 616 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:16,437 if you let Chloe go to the birthday party. 617 00:29:16,479 --> 00:29:18,357 - Let me call you right back. - Jane: But I... 618 00:29:18,399 --> 00:29:20,477 Chloe, get in the car. 619 00:29:20,518 --> 00:29:22,757 ( music playing ) 620 00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:24,837 Chloe, get in the car right now. 621 00:29:24,879 --> 00:29:26,197 What? 622 00:29:26,239 --> 00:29:27,677 I need to talk to you. 623 00:29:30,719 --> 00:29:32,117 ( mouths ) Now. 624 00:29:35,318 --> 00:29:36,317 ( sighs ) 625 00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:41,916 I'm not having sex, I promise you. 626 00:29:41,959 --> 00:29:45,117 - What are those pills? - They're just for in case, you know, the day comes. 627 00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:47,717 Not that it's coming any time soon, but I just have them. 628 00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:49,596 You are 16 years old. Where did you get them? 629 00:29:49,639 --> 00:29:52,117 - From a doctor. - Dr. Ennis? 630 00:29:52,159 --> 00:29:54,077 She wrote you a prescription without calling me? 631 00:29:54,118 --> 00:29:56,077 Not her. I went to Planned Parenthood. 632 00:29:56,119 --> 00:29:58,117 Please don't make a big deal about this. 633 00:29:58,159 --> 00:29:59,917 I'm not sexually active, okay? 634 00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:01,477 Who took you there? 635 00:30:01,518 --> 00:30:03,436 - What? - Planned Parenthood. 636 00:30:03,479 --> 00:30:05,477 Did you take a car, an Uber? Did somebody give you a ride? 637 00:30:05,518 --> 00:30:08,116 It's in Seaside. How did you get there? 638 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:13,917 ( kids chattering ) 639 00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:16,157 Here you are. 640 00:30:16,198 --> 00:30:17,757 - Love you, Mama. - Love you. 641 00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:19,317 - Bye. - ( whistle trills ) 642 00:30:19,358 --> 00:30:20,716 - Madeline: Stay in the car. - Monitor: Ma'am! 643 00:30:20,759 --> 00:30:22,636 Madeline: I'm just gonna be a minute. 644 00:30:22,679 --> 00:30:25,157 Bonnie? Bonnie, can I talk to you for just a second? 645 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:27,036 - Of course. - A couple of things. 646 00:30:27,079 --> 00:30:29,397 First of all, I'm happy that Abigail has bonded with your mother. 647 00:30:29,439 --> 00:30:32,636 Thrilled about the communal potato peeling thing. 648 00:30:32,678 --> 00:30:35,396 But when it comes to my daughter's social recreational life, 649 00:30:35,439 --> 00:30:36,916 particularly as it concerns medications 650 00:30:36,959 --> 00:30:39,916 that will permanently affect her reproductive organs, 651 00:30:39,959 --> 00:30:41,957 will you just kick that little can of worms over to me? 652 00:30:41,998 --> 00:30:43,437 - Do you understand? - I do. 653 00:30:43,478 --> 00:30:45,676 And should Skye come to me 10 years down the road 654 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,717 and ask for a little lift to Planned Parenthood, 655 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:49,997 I would give you that courtesy call first. 656 00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:51,197 Thanks. 657 00:30:53,238 --> 00:30:55,757 - Ma'am! - Madeline: I'm dropping off my kid! 658 00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:58,077 Come on, Chloe. 659 00:30:58,119 --> 00:30:59,757 ...don't give my daughter... 660 00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:01,477 That's my daughter. 661 00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:02,997 Next time you wanna do something-- 662 00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:05,197 why don't I take your daughter? 663 00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:06,717 Your daughter? 664 00:31:06,759 --> 00:31:08,757 Do whatever you want to her. ( scoffs ) 665 00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:10,916 Fucking kidding me? 666 00:31:10,959 --> 00:31:12,677 Madeline: And what I don't understand 667 00:31:12,718 --> 00:31:14,876 is why my own daughter wouldn't come to me first. 668 00:31:14,918 --> 00:31:17,076 Jane: I couldn't talk to my mom about birth control. 669 00:31:17,118 --> 00:31:18,277 Madeline: Really? 670 00:31:18,318 --> 00:31:20,437 If I were you, I would just let it go. 671 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,996 I would, with Bonnie, Abigail. I'd ride it out. 672 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:24,236 No, I love my grudges. 673 00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:25,637 I tend to them like little pets. 674 00:31:25,679 --> 00:31:27,437 All right. I'm just saying. 675 00:31:27,479 --> 00:31:29,957 I do the same thing. I'm not into forgiveness either. 676 00:31:29,998 --> 00:31:32,156 Really? Who do you not forgive? 677 00:31:32,198 --> 00:31:34,076 No one. Just in general, you know? 678 00:31:34,118 --> 00:31:36,397 Never forgive, never forget. 679 00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:39,077 That sure sounds like a motto to live by. 680 00:31:39,119 --> 00:31:40,637 - Good morning, Maddie. - Hi, Tom. 681 00:31:40,678 --> 00:31:42,437 - How are you? - Everyone's making me angry. 682 00:31:42,478 --> 00:31:44,437 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Except for you. 683 00:31:44,479 --> 00:31:46,357 - And me. - And you guys. 684 00:31:46,399 --> 00:31:48,197 Oh-- Marv Herman. 685 00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:49,917 He runs the muffler shop on Kentner, 686 00:31:49,959 --> 00:31:52,476 and I hear that he's in need of some bookkeeping assistance. 687 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,836 Great. Thank you. 688 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:55,717 And, actually, maybe some legal assistance, too, 689 00:31:55,758 --> 00:31:57,956 - if the zoning board stays on him. - I'm retired. 690 00:31:57,998 --> 00:32:00,477 - Unless you're defending the First Amendment. - Celeste: You never give up. 691 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,916 Oh, I heard about this. Ridiculous. 692 00:32:02,959 --> 00:32:04,517 - I mean, I can't. - It is ridiculous. 693 00:32:04,558 --> 00:32:06,517 It's obscene. What can I get you, Maddie? 694 00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:08,557 Oh, I'll have a cappuccino. And a shot. 695 00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:09,717 ( laughing ) 696 00:32:09,758 --> 00:32:11,077 I'm sure you have one back there. 697 00:32:11,118 --> 00:32:13,316 - I'll see what I can do. - Thank you. 698 00:32:13,358 --> 00:32:15,077 Yeah, I guess-- I guess Shakespeare got it wrong. 699 00:32:15,118 --> 00:32:17,036 "The play's the thing" unless it has puppets. 700 00:32:17,079 --> 00:32:19,636 Exactly! See, he understands me. 701 00:32:19,679 --> 00:32:21,956 Unfortunately, gay. 702 00:32:21,998 --> 00:32:23,036 - Really? - Mm. 703 00:32:23,078 --> 00:32:24,436 - Celeste: Come on. - Yes! 704 00:32:24,479 --> 00:32:26,516 - You're sure of that? - All the best ones are. 705 00:32:28,519 --> 00:32:30,517 ( seagulls screeching ) 706 00:32:33,399 --> 00:32:34,716 - Hey. - Hey, Ed. 707 00:32:34,758 --> 00:32:37,316 - What's up? - Hey. 708 00:32:37,358 --> 00:32:38,996 Love the look, especially the mirror. 709 00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:41,596 It's-- you got to respect a man who has his own back. 710 00:32:41,639 --> 00:32:45,116 Oh. Well, standard stuff. 711 00:32:45,158 --> 00:32:46,676 Yeah. How's the computer business going? 712 00:32:46,719 --> 00:32:48,036 Oh, great. 713 00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:50,196 Kind of like landscaping, I guess. 714 00:32:50,238 --> 00:32:51,517 Growth business. 715 00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:55,556 ( chuckling ) That's-- that's clever. 716 00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:57,437 Um, hey, thanks for meeting me. 717 00:32:57,478 --> 00:32:59,396 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 718 00:32:59,438 --> 00:33:00,877 I just want to discuss this whole thing 719 00:33:00,918 --> 00:33:04,397 with, like-- that happened with Bonnie and Abby. 720 00:33:04,439 --> 00:33:05,436 Sure. 721 00:33:05,478 --> 00:33:06,877 You know, as far as I can tell, 722 00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:09,517 there was no undue influence or interference. 723 00:33:09,558 --> 00:33:10,997 Like, Abby asked Bonnie some questions 724 00:33:11,038 --> 00:33:12,716 about Planned Parenthood, Bonnie answered them. 725 00:33:12,759 --> 00:33:15,277 Abby then asked Bonnie to drive her there. 726 00:33:15,318 --> 00:33:19,276 There was no parental usurps of any kind, I promise you that. 727 00:33:19,318 --> 00:33:21,236 But I can discuss that whole thing with Maddie. 728 00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:23,877 What I wanted to take up with you is... 729 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:25,716 I think you can probably appreciate 730 00:33:25,758 --> 00:33:28,957 that it's a bit of a delicate balancing act with my ex. 731 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,956 So-- and, you know, I kind of expect her to be rough on me, 732 00:33:33,998 --> 00:33:37,396 but I think it's-- like, you can't punish Bonnie. 733 00:33:37,438 --> 00:33:40,197 Well, I believe she's being nice to Bonnie, 734 00:33:40,239 --> 00:33:43,276 or at least trying under the circumstances. 735 00:33:44,678 --> 00:33:46,517 What circumstances would those be? 736 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:47,836 Nathan, come on. 737 00:33:47,879 --> 00:33:50,156 It was pretty tough when you left. 738 00:33:51,278 --> 00:33:53,836 But that was 15 years ago. 739 00:33:53,878 --> 00:33:56,596 Okay, it's difficult for Madeline 740 00:33:56,638 --> 00:34:00,077 to see you at every school function so involved 741 00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:02,717 when you weren't there for Abigail. 742 00:34:02,758 --> 00:34:06,316 It's difficult to run into you at yoga when you never... 743 00:34:06,358 --> 00:34:07,956 You know what? Maybe I'm talking out of turn here. 744 00:34:07,998 --> 00:34:11,116 No, I was young, you know? 745 00:34:11,158 --> 00:34:13,677 Maybe a bit of a shit. 746 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,797 But I made some real mistakes with both Maddie and Abby, 747 00:34:16,839 --> 00:34:19,437 but should I be required to make the same mistakes with Bonnie and Skye? 748 00:34:19,478 --> 00:34:22,477 No, but, you know, doesn't hurt to be mindful 749 00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:24,196 of other people's feelings sometimes. 750 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,156 Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Sensitive. 751 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:31,836 - Excuse me? - No, actually, I meant that as a compliment. 752 00:34:31,878 --> 00:34:34,917 You're kind of like today's standard-bearer for the evolved man. 753 00:34:34,959 --> 00:34:36,717 - Like, you work at home, you-- - Uh-huh. 754 00:34:36,758 --> 00:34:38,917 You do almost 50-50 in the childcare. You even cook. 755 00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:41,876 Right, so you're the guy who likes to fish and hunt, 756 00:34:41,919 --> 00:34:43,437 and I'm Mr. Girly-Man? 757 00:34:43,478 --> 00:34:45,237 - That's not what I meant at all, man. - Okay. 758 00:34:45,278 --> 00:34:46,956 I thought it'd be indelicate to bring it up with Maddie. 759 00:34:46,999 --> 00:34:49,516 That's why I'm bringing it up with you. 760 00:34:49,558 --> 00:34:51,356 Well, that sounded like a threat, Nathan. 761 00:34:51,399 --> 00:34:52,757 Are you threatening me? 762 00:34:52,798 --> 00:34:54,316 No, but, actually, I feel like 763 00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:55,716 you're starting to threaten me, 764 00:34:55,758 --> 00:34:57,756 which I don't think you want to go there. 765 00:35:01,078 --> 00:35:03,676 You know, this thing with that Ziggy kid, 766 00:35:03,718 --> 00:35:05,076 all the talk of bullying? 767 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:09,276 I was bullied. Sixth grade. 768 00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:12,436 And I always turned the other cheek, 769 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:15,476 thinking that was the more mature thing to do. 770 00:35:17,358 --> 00:35:21,037 Some 30 years later, it still haunts me 771 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:24,837 that I didn't beat the shit out of that kid. 772 00:35:24,879 --> 00:35:27,396 So much so, I find myself fantasizing 773 00:35:27,438 --> 00:35:30,436 that somebody will come along one day 774 00:35:30,479 --> 00:35:33,716 and say or do something to me 775 00:35:33,759 --> 00:35:36,316 that'll offer me the chance to redeem myself. 776 00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:42,437 You've always treated me quite well, Nathan. 777 00:35:42,478 --> 00:35:43,596 It's too bad. 778 00:35:48,278 --> 00:35:49,557 Too bad. 779 00:35:54,678 --> 00:35:56,476 ( scoffs ) What? 780 00:35:56,518 --> 00:35:59,236 The first thing I said, the very first thing I said-- 781 00:35:59,279 --> 00:36:00,556 "It wasn't just the mothers." 782 00:36:01,958 --> 00:36:03,517 I'm gonna kick your fucking ass 783 00:36:03,559 --> 00:36:04,917 if you fucking talk to me like that again, 784 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:06,397 you fucking little shit. 785 00:36:06,439 --> 00:36:08,477 Ed and Nathan hated each other's guts. 786 00:36:08,518 --> 00:36:10,196 Aren't we all afraid to say that? 787 00:36:10,238 --> 00:36:12,276 There's clearly a lot of bad blood in this community. 788 00:36:21,758 --> 00:36:23,796 Madeline: What did he say? 789 00:36:23,839 --> 00:36:26,476 Joseph: The mayor refuses to authorize funding for the production. 790 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,876 Madeline: Which should be a legal matter, 791 00:36:27,918 --> 00:36:29,477 and we could make it a legal matter. 792 00:36:29,518 --> 00:36:31,237 The funding is discretionary. 793 00:36:31,278 --> 00:36:33,037 - He could deny it on whatever grounds-- - Is he denying it? 794 00:36:33,078 --> 00:36:35,596 He's suggesting we pick something more community-centric. 795 00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:38,196 Joseph, we have worked so hard for this, 796 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,237 and we are being victimized by the small-mindedness 797 00:36:41,278 --> 00:36:43,356 led by the likes of Renata Klein. 798 00:36:43,398 --> 00:36:45,876 Understood, but we need to pick our battles, and this is just-- 799 00:36:45,919 --> 00:36:48,956 And sometimes our battles pick us. 800 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:51,636 We can't quit. We just can't. 801 00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:56,036 Is this about the play or winning? 802 00:36:56,079 --> 00:36:58,237 ( scoffs ) 803 00:36:58,279 --> 00:37:00,476 I don't know. Maybe it's a little bit about both. 804 00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:03,556 But I get sick and tired of the morally superior in this town 805 00:37:03,598 --> 00:37:05,476 stepping all over everybody else. 806 00:37:05,518 --> 00:37:08,117 And you said you wanted to be brave with your artistic direction. 807 00:37:08,158 --> 00:37:10,037 That's all I'm asking-- 808 00:37:10,078 --> 00:37:12,117 just-- just be brave. 809 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,596 You told me to go fuck myself on the head. 810 00:37:16,639 --> 00:37:18,476 ( laughs ) 811 00:37:18,518 --> 00:37:20,236 I just get... 812 00:37:21,278 --> 00:37:22,996 You know how I get. 813 00:37:25,318 --> 00:37:28,116 Please. This is important to me. 814 00:37:30,198 --> 00:37:31,437 I'll talk to the mayor. 815 00:37:31,478 --> 00:37:32,916 ( sighs ) Thank you. 816 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,636 You're not gonna regret it. 817 00:37:34,678 --> 00:37:35,837 You're not. 818 00:37:37,198 --> 00:37:39,876 - What's this? - "Frozen." 819 00:37:39,918 --> 00:37:41,436 Taking my wife and my little niece. 820 00:37:44,038 --> 00:37:46,916 Amabella passed out her invitations on Wednesday morning. 821 00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:48,997 - ( doorbell rings ) - Gabrielle: Madeline was on the phone inviting the kids 822 00:37:49,038 --> 00:37:51,356 to Disney on Ice by Thursday noon. 823 00:37:51,398 --> 00:37:53,756 Harper: The two events were scheduled for the same day, same time. 824 00:37:53,798 --> 00:37:55,556 A vicious shot over the bow. 825 00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:58,516 - ( groans ) - Yeah. It's ridiculous. 826 00:38:00,198 --> 00:38:02,916 - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah, of course. 827 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,276 I don't know what's wrong with this woman. 828 00:38:04,318 --> 00:38:05,477 It's like she's power hungry. 829 00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:06,996 She can't just let us all get along-- 830 00:38:07,038 --> 00:38:08,757 I said thank you-uuu! 831 00:38:08,798 --> 00:38:10,957 ( screaming ) 832 00:38:13,279 --> 00:38:15,197 ( music playing over earbuds ) 833 00:38:21,078 --> 00:38:22,716 ( volume increases ) 834 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,356 ( distant scream echoes ) 835 00:38:24,399 --> 00:38:27,116 ♪ Why don't you dance with me? ♪ 836 00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:30,196 ♪ I'm not no Limburger ♪ 837 00:38:36,078 --> 00:38:39,036 ♪ Why don't you dance with me? ♪ 838 00:38:39,079 --> 00:38:42,316 ♪ I'm not no Limburger ♪ 839 00:38:46,238 --> 00:38:48,316 ♪ Oh, say ♪ 840 00:38:48,358 --> 00:38:51,436 - ♪ Why don't you dance with me? ♪ - ( cell phone buzzing ) 841 00:38:51,478 --> 00:38:53,636 ♪ I'm not no Limb-- ♪ 842 00:38:53,678 --> 00:38:55,596 Hello? 843 00:38:55,638 --> 00:38:58,036 ( panting ) 844 00:39:00,398 --> 00:39:02,596 ( Jane's voice echoing ) Sexual assault? 845 00:39:02,638 --> 00:39:05,476 ( Nippal's voice echoing ) It appears Ziggy kissed Amabella, 846 00:39:05,518 --> 00:39:07,796 and the advance was unwelcome 847 00:39:07,838 --> 00:39:10,436 and a little aggressive. 848 00:39:10,479 --> 00:39:13,156 ( muffled, echoing ) Ziggy kissed Amabella. 849 00:39:13,198 --> 00:39:15,716 ( rings ) 850 00:39:15,758 --> 00:39:17,996 ( muffled, echoing ) Ziggy kissed... 851 00:39:18,038 --> 00:39:19,556 Amabella. 852 00:39:19,598 --> 00:39:20,796 - ( receiver clacks ) - ( gunshot ) 853 00:39:20,838 --> 00:39:22,076 In addition to the murder investigation, 854 00:39:22,118 --> 00:39:24,236 we are investigating others on assault 855 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,836 and conspiracy to incite violence. 856 00:39:28,238 --> 00:39:29,636 The intent, by all accounts, 857 00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:31,597 was to simply make peace with Amabella. 858 00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:34,197 Which is an admission that he did try to choke her. 859 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,076 No, just hold-- hold on. 860 00:39:36,118 --> 00:39:39,236 Zigfield still maintains his innocence on the whole choking front. 861 00:39:39,278 --> 00:39:43,356 The idea of brandishing affection upon Amabella was first proffered by Chloe 862 00:39:43,399 --> 00:39:45,276 in an attempt to ameliorate the whole birthday party brouhaha. 863 00:39:45,319 --> 00:39:46,836 I'm sorry. Excuse me. 864 00:39:46,878 --> 00:39:48,076 Are you saying Chloe had something to do with this? 865 00:39:48,118 --> 00:39:49,676 - Renata: Uh, yes. - Yes. Mrs. Klein. 866 00:39:52,039 --> 00:39:55,396 She played a song, she invited Zigfield and Amabella to dance, 867 00:39:55,438 --> 00:39:58,676 and it seems your daughter has inherited 868 00:39:58,718 --> 00:40:00,436 the "let's solve everyone else's problems" gene. 869 00:40:00,478 --> 00:40:02,997 - ( scoffs ) - The motion was then seconded by Skye. 870 00:40:03,038 --> 00:40:04,836 I don't believe that my daughter would ever sanction 871 00:40:04,878 --> 00:40:06,076 a non-consensual touching. 872 00:40:06,118 --> 00:40:07,876 She's a very peaceful child. 873 00:40:07,918 --> 00:40:10,196 Isn't this just a whole lot of brouhaha about nothing? 874 00:40:10,238 --> 00:40:11,676 - Okay, look, we have a policy, sir... - It's not nothing. 875 00:40:11,718 --> 00:40:13,076 ...and we'll get to the bottom of it. 876 00:40:13,118 --> 00:40:14,236 - Renata: You have a policy? - Yes. 877 00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:15,396 Well, isn't that great news? 878 00:40:15,438 --> 00:40:16,596 Why don't you follow your policy 879 00:40:16,638 --> 00:40:17,957 or I'm getting an attorney. 880 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:19,196 Okay, we're not there yet, Mrs. Klein. 881 00:40:19,238 --> 00:40:20,837 - I'm there. - God, attorneys? 882 00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:22,276 - Really? Is that necessary? - Thank you. 883 00:40:22,318 --> 00:40:23,717 Actually, in my graduate thesis 884 00:40:23,758 --> 00:40:25,637 I coined the term "helicopter parent." 885 00:40:25,678 --> 00:40:27,996 But these gems, they're-- 886 00:40:28,038 --> 00:40:29,516 they're fucking kamikazes. 887 00:40:29,558 --> 00:40:30,836 And I'm not kidding. 888 00:40:30,878 --> 00:40:32,436 No one takes responsibility for anything. 889 00:40:32,478 --> 00:40:33,997 And Chloe's involved. 890 00:40:34,038 --> 00:40:35,917 Madeline: Not to mention their health and well-being. 891 00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:38,356 I mean, if I had a dime for every boy 892 00:40:38,398 --> 00:40:40,516 that I tried to kiss when I was six years old... 893 00:40:40,558 --> 00:40:41,636 I mean, I can't even tell you. 894 00:40:41,678 --> 00:40:42,956 There were so many. 895 00:40:42,998 --> 00:40:44,756 They're children, for Christ's sakes. 896 00:40:44,798 --> 00:40:47,636 They're supposed to be doing things like kissing each other. 897 00:40:50,678 --> 00:40:51,996 Jane? 898 00:40:53,478 --> 00:40:56,357 - What's wrong, honey? - ( crying ) 899 00:40:56,398 --> 00:40:57,836 You okay? 900 00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:01,236 I'm sorry, I just... 901 00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:05,836 Honey. It's okay. 902 00:41:05,878 --> 00:41:07,276 They're just kids. 903 00:41:07,318 --> 00:41:09,236 ( continues indistinctly ) 904 00:41:13,118 --> 00:41:15,156 ( music playing ) 905 00:41:22,398 --> 00:41:24,916 How can you not wanna make up on this song? Come on. 906 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:28,676 Make up, yes, not make out, silly. 907 00:41:28,718 --> 00:41:31,316 It's what you guys do when you get mad at each other. 908 00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:34,476 Big hug, kiss, bang, and everything's better again. 909 00:41:34,518 --> 00:41:36,396 But it's different with married people. 910 00:41:36,438 --> 00:41:38,356 - Why? - I don't know. 911 00:41:38,398 --> 00:41:39,956 It just is. Don't start with me. 912 00:41:44,558 --> 00:41:50,236 ♪ Been traveling these wide roads for so long ♪ 913 00:41:50,278 --> 00:41:52,316 ♪ My heart's been far... ♪ 914 00:41:52,358 --> 00:41:54,116 This is a beautiful song, honey. 915 00:41:54,158 --> 00:42:00,396 ♪ 10,000 miles gone ♪ 916 00:42:00,438 --> 00:42:04,356 ♪ Oh, I wanna come near and give You ♪ 917 00:42:04,398 --> 00:42:05,876 ♪ Every part of me... ♪ 918 00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:08,156 ( Skype tone chiming ) 919 00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,316 Hi, baby. 920 00:42:15,357 --> 00:42:17,836 - Hey, Sparkles. - I thought it was, like, midnight there. 921 00:42:17,878 --> 00:42:20,076 Yeah, I can't sleep. 922 00:42:20,118 --> 00:42:21,836 Jet lag. 923 00:42:21,878 --> 00:42:23,156 Right. 924 00:42:25,998 --> 00:42:28,036 Is that the bathrobe I bought you? 925 00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:31,676 - Mm-hmm. It is. - ( twins playing ) 926 00:42:31,718 --> 00:42:34,356 Thank you for the flowers. They're beautiful. 927 00:42:38,838 --> 00:42:40,756 I miss you. 928 00:42:40,798 --> 00:42:42,556 Yeah. I miss you, too. 929 00:42:42,598 --> 00:42:43,796 ( twins chattering ) 930 00:42:43,838 --> 00:42:46,676 And the boys miss you. 931 00:42:46,718 --> 00:42:48,396 So, how was their second day? 932 00:42:50,518 --> 00:42:52,116 It was fine. 933 00:42:57,918 --> 00:42:59,756 Hey, will you do me a favor? 934 00:43:05,557 --> 00:43:09,156 - What? - Take that beautiful robe off for a second. 935 00:43:09,198 --> 00:43:11,396 ( chuckles ) 936 00:43:11,438 --> 00:43:14,196 The boys are waiting for me downstairs. 937 00:43:14,238 --> 00:43:17,436 Yeah, well, I have to help myself go to sleep. 938 00:43:17,478 --> 00:43:20,116 You need to help me help myself. 939 00:43:20,158 --> 00:43:21,396 Do I, now? 940 00:43:23,198 --> 00:43:25,996 Let me just look at my gorgeous wife for a second. 941 00:43:27,357 --> 00:43:28,876 Ten seconds. 942 00:43:30,118 --> 00:43:32,676 I'll give you five. 943 00:43:32,717 --> 00:43:34,716 Wow, make it a nice five. 944 00:43:52,638 --> 00:43:54,876 ( clears throat ) 945 00:43:54,918 --> 00:43:57,516 Okay, that's enough, naughty boy. 946 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:01,436 You'll have to come home sooner if you want more. 947 00:44:04,278 --> 00:44:05,676 Come closer. 948 00:44:13,037 --> 00:44:14,236 I love you. 949 00:44:18,517 --> 00:44:21,395 Take her out of school if you're that concerned. 950 00:44:21,438 --> 00:44:24,196 She's the one that has to leave? She didn't do anything. 951 00:44:24,238 --> 00:44:26,475 I just don't think legal action is the answer, 952 00:44:26,518 --> 00:44:28,636 all right? 953 00:44:28,677 --> 00:44:31,236 Let's see how it goes. I'm guessing it'll all sort itself out. 954 00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:32,756 I do not feel supported here. 955 00:44:32,797 --> 00:44:35,876 ( scoffs ) Well... 956 00:44:35,918 --> 00:44:38,196 I don't suppose I could argue with your feelings. 957 00:44:50,197 --> 00:44:54,396 ( chuckles ) Ziggy, why are you awake? 958 00:44:54,438 --> 00:44:56,276 You're supposed to be asleep. 959 00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,836 What's going on? 960 00:44:59,878 --> 00:45:01,916 I saw you crying at school today. 961 00:45:03,878 --> 00:45:06,596 I was just stressed out. 962 00:45:06,638 --> 00:45:08,756 I'm sorry you had to see that. 963 00:45:10,198 --> 00:45:12,916 At pick-up I heard one of the mothers say 964 00:45:12,957 --> 00:45:14,676 I was a little monster. 965 00:45:14,718 --> 00:45:17,436 What? 966 00:45:17,478 --> 00:45:19,356 Baby, you're not a monster. 967 00:45:20,438 --> 00:45:22,196 You are not a monster. 968 00:45:24,038 --> 00:45:26,356 Ziggy there's nothing wrong with you. 969 00:45:28,998 --> 00:45:30,515 Okay? 970 00:45:35,398 --> 00:45:37,515 ( whispers ) I love you so much. 971 00:45:37,558 --> 00:45:38,475 ( kissing ) 972 00:45:55,998 --> 00:45:58,836 Pickles and mustard. 973 00:45:58,878 --> 00:46:01,556 I'm not pregnant. 974 00:46:01,598 --> 00:46:04,675 You know, if that day ever comes, 975 00:46:04,718 --> 00:46:06,916 the one you alluded to earlier... 976 00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:09,556 Hmm. The day I decide to have sex? 977 00:46:09,597 --> 00:46:11,476 That day? 978 00:46:11,517 --> 00:46:13,715 Yes, that one. 979 00:46:13,758 --> 00:46:15,635 Can we talk about it first? 980 00:46:17,638 --> 00:46:19,156 Sure. 981 00:46:19,197 --> 00:46:21,756 'Cause I actually think 982 00:46:21,798 --> 00:46:23,195 I could be helpful. 983 00:46:24,598 --> 00:46:26,276 Okay. 984 00:46:26,318 --> 00:46:28,675 I have a lot of girlfriends, as you know, 985 00:46:28,718 --> 00:46:30,875 and never has any one of them ever said to me, 986 00:46:30,918 --> 00:46:33,595 "Gee, if only I had had sex sooner in life." 987 00:46:33,637 --> 00:46:35,795 Mm-hmm. This is awkward now. 988 00:46:40,757 --> 00:46:41,876 Right. 989 00:46:42,878 --> 00:46:45,115 ( music playing ) 990 00:46:47,518 --> 00:46:49,795 So, Nathan said that you threatened to beat him up. 991 00:46:49,838 --> 00:46:51,236 Oh. 992 00:46:51,278 --> 00:46:52,716 Of course not. 993 00:46:56,598 --> 00:46:58,756 He wanted me to get you to back off Bonnie a little bit, 994 00:46:58,798 --> 00:47:00,635 it led to a discussion, and... 995 00:47:00,678 --> 00:47:03,436 I never threatened to beat him up. 996 00:47:03,478 --> 00:47:06,235 I did let him know I wouldn't be intimidated by him, 997 00:47:06,277 --> 00:47:09,395 which I think was his intent. 998 00:47:09,437 --> 00:47:12,036 So, how did you two leave it? 999 00:47:12,078 --> 00:47:14,116 We left it... 1000 00:47:14,158 --> 00:47:17,036 he's got Bonnie's back and I've got yours. 1001 00:47:17,077 --> 00:47:19,076 ♪ Been traveling these wide roads... ♪ 1002 00:47:19,118 --> 00:47:20,836 My He-Man. 1003 00:47:20,878 --> 00:47:23,356 - Oh, come on. - ( laughing ) 1004 00:47:27,237 --> 00:47:29,516 Can I just say one thing? 1005 00:47:29,557 --> 00:47:31,635 You never leave it at one thing. 1006 00:47:33,918 --> 00:47:35,516 You're the one, okay? 1007 00:47:38,877 --> 00:47:40,395 You're my only one. 1008 00:47:40,437 --> 00:47:43,396 ♪ But there's blood on my hands ♪ 1009 00:47:43,437 --> 00:47:47,076 ♪ And my lips aren't clean ♪ 1010 00:47:47,117 --> 00:47:50,675 ♪ In my darkness I remember ♪ 1011 00:47:50,717 --> 00:47:54,316 ♪ Mama's words reoccur to me ♪ 1012 00:47:54,358 --> 00:47:57,796 ♪ "Surrender to the good Lord ♪ 1013 00:47:57,837 --> 00:48:01,636 ♪ And He'll wipe your slate clean" ♪ 1014 00:48:01,677 --> 00:48:04,675 ♪ Take me to Your river ♪ 1015 00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:09,355 ♪ I wanna go ♪ 1016 00:48:13,197 --> 00:48:16,116 ♪ Oh, go on ♪ 1017 00:48:16,158 --> 00:48:19,195 ♪ Take me to Your river ♪ 1018 00:48:19,237 --> 00:48:23,156 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 1019 00:48:29,637 --> 00:48:31,835 ♪ Dip me in Your smooth waters ♪ 1020 00:48:31,878 --> 00:48:35,675 ♪ I go in ♪ 1021 00:48:35,718 --> 00:48:38,236 ♪ As a man with many crimes ♪ 1022 00:48:38,277 --> 00:48:41,155 ♪ Come up for air ♪ 1023 00:48:41,197 --> 00:48:44,875 ♪ As my sins flow down the Jordan ♪ 1024 00:48:44,918 --> 00:48:49,115 ♪ Oh, I wanna come here and give You ♪ 1025 00:48:49,158 --> 00:48:51,875 ♪ Every part of me ♪ 1026 00:48:51,918 --> 00:48:55,516 ♪ But there's blood on my hands ♪ 1027 00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:57,316 ♪ And my lips aren't clean... ♪ 1028 00:48:57,357 --> 00:48:59,356 ( moaning ) 1029 00:48:59,397 --> 00:49:02,516 ♪ Take me to Your river ♪ 1030 00:49:02,557 --> 00:49:06,716 ♪ I wanna go ♪ 1031 00:49:10,718 --> 00:49:13,756 ♪ Oh, go on ♪ 1032 00:49:13,797 --> 00:49:16,876 ♪ Take me to Your river ♪ 1033 00:49:16,918 --> 00:49:21,036 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 1034 00:49:25,678 --> 00:49:29,396 ♪ I wanna go, wanna go, wanna go ♪ 1035 00:49:32,877 --> 00:49:36,916 ♪ I wanna know, wanna know, wanna know ♪ 1036 00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:43,675 ♪ Wanna go, wanna go, wanna go ♪ 1037 00:49:43,717 --> 00:49:47,316 ( vocalizing ) 1038 00:49:47,358 --> 00:49:50,995 ♪ Wanna know, wanna know, wanna know ♪ 1039 00:49:54,437 --> 00:49:59,156 ♪ Wanna go, wanna go, wanna go, yeah ♪ 1040 00:50:01,478 --> 00:50:06,035 ♪ Wanna know, wanna know, wanna know ♪ 1041 00:50:06,077 --> 00:50:07,955 ( vocalizing ) 1042 00:50:07,997 --> 00:50:10,835 ♪ Oh, go on ♪ 1043 00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:13,995 ♪ Take me to Your river ♪ 1044 00:50:14,037 --> 00:50:18,356 ♪ I wanna go ♪ 1045 00:50:20,437 --> 00:50:25,235 ♪ Lord, please let me know ♪ 1046 00:50:25,277 --> 00:50:28,275 ♪ Take me to Your river ♪ 1047 00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:32,275 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 1048 00:50:38,758 --> 00:50:41,035 ♪ Dip me in Your smooth waters ♪ 1049 00:50:41,077 --> 00:50:44,836 ♪ I go in ♪ 1050 00:50:44,877 --> 00:50:47,195 ♪ As a man with many crimes ♪ 1051 00:50:47,237 --> 00:50:50,316 ♪ Come up for air ♪ 1052 00:50:50,357 --> 00:50:54,156 ♪ As my sins flow down the Jordan ♪ 1053 00:50:54,197 --> 00:50:58,195 ♪ Oh, I wanna come here and give You ♪ 1054 00:50:58,238 --> 00:51:01,156 ♪ Every part of me ♪ 1055 00:51:01,197 --> 00:51:04,635 ♪ But there's blood on my hands ♪ 1056 00:51:04,678 --> 00:51:08,516 ♪ And my lips aren't clean ♪ 1057 00:51:08,558 --> 00:51:11,676 ♪ Take me to Your river ♪ 1058 00:51:11,718 --> 00:51:16,076 ♪ I wanna go ♪ 1059 00:51:19,997 --> 00:51:22,916 ♪ Oh, go on ♪ 1060 00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:25,875 ♪ Take me to Your river ♪ 1061 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:30,155 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 1062 00:51:34,837 --> 00:51:38,556 ♪ I wanna go, wanna go, wanna go ♪ 1063 00:51:42,037 --> 00:51:46,035 ♪ I wanna know, wanna know, wanna know ♪ 1064 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:52,915 ♪ Wanna go, wanna go, wanna go. ♪